fvanjik:

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY BLOG
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD
moment of silence 4 ppl who have to deal with surprise dick pics

REBLOG THIS IF YOU WOULD BE FRIENDS WITH A TRANS PERSON.

ship-game-so-strong:

Im trying to prove to my friend that a lot of people will accept him as the gender he is just as they would the gender he was born as. He is afraid to come out especially because he is a polysexual trans.

girlwholovesdragons:

anti-social-jaguar:

quirkdemon:

tuxedoangel:

teapotsahoy:

Yes, good, correct use of train technology.

This is so cool……

she’s a dragon
she’s a dragon

Reminds me of Skyrim when you slay dragons and there’re all bones.

SHE’S A DRAGON

girlwholovesdragons:

anti-social-jaguar:

quirkdemon:

tuxedoangel:

teapotsahoy:

Yes, good, correct use of train technology.

This is so cool……

she’s a dragon

she’s a dragon

Reminds me of Skyrim when you slay dragons and there’re all bones.

SHE’S A DRAGON

zachabee-deactivated654323:

HOLY NUTS IT’S ANOTHER GIVEAWAY!!! 
so what are you winning? 
a halloween-themed scalemate! the body is black and the belly and eyes will be orange. plus it comes with a neat little witch hat (and idk i can see about trying to make you a cape too if you really want)
i do not have pictures AT THIS VERY MOMENT OF POSTING because i’m in the process of sewing it. however, since time is so short (this ends in less than a month) i’m going to make the announcement now!
when i finish it, i will post photos in the #ink sews scalemates tag, so check back later! (i’m not horrible at sewing but the felt that i use from the craft store isn’t SUPER DUPER FLUFFY SOFT or anything, and it also wouldn’t be likely to survive a wash, so keep that in mind)
this giveaway ends october 31st. it may take some time to ship to you, but it’ll probably be there before christmas (since the giveaway ends on halloween it’ll be late for the season anyway) (so it shouldn’t be a big deal) (i’m going to mail it out the same time i mail the scalemate from my other giveaway to its winner)
rules:
you can reblog up to twice a day oh my god i am 17893029% serious about this if you swamp my notifications by reblogging a bajillion times at once i am NOT going to pick you
also if you’re one of those giveaway-only blogs then i’m not picking you either because that ain’t cool
likes don’t count
you DO NOT have to be following me but if you so then #1 we can be besT FRIENDS AND #2 I WILL ADD IN A SECOND PRIZE
WHAT IS THIS SECOND PRIZE YOU ASK???
A PUMPKIN-THEMED SQUIDDLE THAT’S WHAT
ALSO SOME CANDY CORN IF YOU REALLY WANT IT
dang son look at all this free loot you could be raking in
anyway!!!! goOD LUCK EVERYONE!!!! changes will be announced in #halloween scalemate giveaway tag if they happen

zachabee-deactivated654323:

HOLY NUTS IT’S ANOTHER GIVEAWAY!!! 

so what are you winning? 

a halloween-themed scalemate! the body is black and the belly and eyes will be orange. plus it comes with a neat little witch hat (and idk i can see about trying to make you a cape too if you really want)

i do not have pictures AT THIS VERY MOMENT OF POSTING because i’m in the process of sewing it. however, since time is so short (this ends in less than a month) i’m going to make the announcement now!

when i finish it, i will post photos in the #ink sews scalemates tag, so check back later! (i’m not horrible at sewing but the felt that i use from the craft store isn’t SUPER DUPER FLUFFY SOFT or anything, and it also wouldn’t be likely to survive a wash, so keep that in mind)

this giveaway ends october 31st. it may take some time to ship to you, but it’ll probably be there before christmas (since the giveaway ends on halloween it’ll be late for the season anyway) (so it shouldn’t be a big deal) (i’m going to mail it out the same time i mail the scalemate from my other giveaway to its winner)

rules:

  • you can reblog up to twice a day oh my god i am 17893029% serious about this if you swamp my notifications by reblogging a bajillion times at once i am NOT going to pick you
  • also if you’re one of those giveaway-only blogs then i’m not picking you either because that ain’t cool
  • likes don’t count
  • you DO NOT have to be following me but if you so then #1 we can be besT FRIENDS AND #2 I WILL ADD IN A SECOND PRIZE
  • WHAT IS THIS SECOND PRIZE YOU ASK???
  • A PUMPKIN-THEMED SQUIDDLE THAT’S WHAT
  • ALSO SOME CANDY CORN IF YOU REALLY WANT IT
  • dang son look at all this free loot you could be raking in

anyway!!!! goOD LUCK EVERYONE!!!! changes will be announced in #halloween scalemate giveaway tag if they happen

spookymuffinz:

mirandemia:

I saw this step-by step tutorial of how to Gird Your Loins and it needed to be readjusted. 

GIRD UR LOINS.

River otters at the Zoological & Botanical Garden in Ichikawa, Japan

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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pumpkaboohoo:

spaos-case-marine:

poppopcrocker:

I CANNOT BELIEV

HOW DUMB IS TEXAS

pumpkaboohoo:

spaos-case-marine:

poppopcrocker:

I CANNOT BELIEV

HOW DUMB IS TEXAS

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this-city-is-a-symphony:

stigmartyr762:

sineala:

I can’t even.

[Marvel Adventures: Avengers #38.]

The Hulk at a petting zoo. Too freakin funny. LOL

The Hulk once set free a huge lab full of animals being held for cosmetic testing, and not a single fuck was given. You go, Hulk. You go.

Why do you keep talking about your boss like he’s your father?

r-t-v:

Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.